File:Hermes' Bureaucrat Song

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Futurama - Season 2 Episode 4 I do not own this copyright material and I make no money from publishing this clip to YouTube. Lyrics: When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order And they said this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat Born to be all obsessive and snotty I made my friends and relations file long applications To get into my tenth birthday party. But something changed when my man turned pro. I was sorting but I wasn't smilin' He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks It's supposed to be about the filin'! People, We didn't choose to be bureaucrats No, that's what Almighty Jah made us We'd treat people like swine and make them stand in line Even if nobody paid us They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats They say we're anal, compulsive and weird But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love Even if it's not a good idea Zoidberg! They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye I am Bender please insert girder Everybody sing Jamaica! Jamaica! Just the bureaucrats - Jamaica! Jamaica! The grade nineteens! ... Jamaica. Sing me home, When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love Even if it's not a good idea! I am Bender baby, please insert liquor!